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No, It’s Not Off-Season Stiffness

This was shaping up to be a relatively¬†uneventful¬†offseason for our hero. The Royals signed the second baseman to a one year contract at the end of November, guaranteeing that he could afford to get that special edition Furby for his … Continue reading

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What is a Ding Dong Daddy?

The Royals lost another one yesterday, and despite his three hits and solid play up the middle, our second baseman seems more stoic than he should. Is it because the Royals have now lost five in a row? Is it … Continue reading

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Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?

It’s been a rough week for the royals second baseman. It was bad enough getting drubbed for 19 runs by the Indians, But he failed to get a hit after subbing in as one of the scrubs late in the … Continue reading

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The Dude Abides

Getz-y was on the bench for last night’s game against Cleveland, but got the call in the bottom of the ninth to hit for Mr. Misty May. After working the count to 3-2, Getz took a moment to stare at … Continue reading

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Is Shifting Into “Park” Respectful Enough?

Chris had a tough game against the Mariners on Sunday, going 0-4 while the Royals failed to sweep Seattle. Here he is after an error in the third inning on a tough grounder from Jack Wilson. Perhaps he was thinking … Continue reading

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